Meanwhile I was Talking about Poo

Nothing out of the ordinary there. For anyone who knows me will know that my converations often take a splendid dive into the gutter. But this conversation was interesting and funny enough that I felt I should post it on my blog.


tell god i left him a text message says:
you know what i don't understand
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
what?
tell god i left him a text message says:
these toilet paper ads
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
which ones?
tell god i left him a text message says:
they show how they soak up soooo much water
tell god i left him a text message says:
charmine i htink it was
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
mmm. i see our point
tell god i left him a text message says:
but camaaan toilet paper only needs minimal soaking ability
tell god i left him a text message says:
don't need boundy down there
tell god i left him a text message says:
i just cam to this apiphany
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
that would be a valuable asset for paper towels or maxi pads, but really, now soggy is your bum?
tell god i left him a text message says:
exactly!
tell god i left him a text message says:
the other add also is anoying
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
however, i bet a lot of people don't think that much about it and just assume that it is a superior product and should buy it. and perhaps they do.
tell god i left him a text message says:
also charmine now this one ive known about for a while about teh bear not needing as much beucase this new kind is better. but really in paper towel im going for soft and surface area!
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
don't forget about ancient rain forest friendly!
tell god i left him a text message says:
ya charmin is trying to stay out of 'comodity hell' thats why they spend so much money on ads. if they didn't theyd just get lumped in with the rest of the 50 billion brands of tp
tell god i left him a text message says:
in branding we talking about this today
tell god i left him a text message says:
i was asked what no name brands i was willing to purchase and which i go name brand the prof used the example of tp as one she goes cheap for.
tell god i left him a text message says:
i however told teh class i buy almsot all PC brand except for TP thats teh only area in life that i feel i need a luxury good
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
http://www.greenpeace.ca/tissue/
tell god i left him a text message says:
ive wiped with a leave adn ive wiped with a shell and all i can say is im happy to be rich enough to afford tp that feels like a chinchilla
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
its definately nice to not have sandpaper down there
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
oh man
tell god i left him a text message says:
especialy for gals
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
indeed
tell god i left him a text message says:
but the good stuff lasts forever
tell god i left him a text message says:
i mean people abuse how much they really need
tell god i left him a text message says:
surface area
tell god i left him a text message says:
without getting too grafic unless its a bad bad day how much do you really need
tell god i left him a text message says:
im not so afraid of my body i need 2 maxi pads thickness inbetween my hand and my bum
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
three squares. thats all you need. unless incase of contingencies
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
haha
tell god i left him a text message says:
this is an interesting conversation
ANY OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG MEN NEED A JOB??? I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU! says:
indeed.

And so it went.
All this was going on as i was writing about society and common curtesty, or the lack thereof.